everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
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its like you know when i get waxed
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
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