you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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