Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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