he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
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