I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
