I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
