That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
He wouldn't let me put a red handprint on his face or scream to him everytime he walked away.
Why did you want to do any of that?
If someones last name is Wilson, you are obligated to pretend that you are Tom Hanks and they are a Volleyball and quote the movie when you speak to them.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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