how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
