i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
We are two peas in an std pod
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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