i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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