are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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