So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Dear everyone that texted me last night wondering where i was. i ended up face down blacked up drunk before i made it to the party. My bad
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
Ya’ll! My debit card got switched with my boss’ at lunch today (both Red Wells Fargo)....I realized it at whole foods AFTER I ran it for $100 at Vanity Room getting my vaj waxed 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️. Most awkward IOU ever tomorrow.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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