the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
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