Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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