Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
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