At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
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