Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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