That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
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