I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
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