I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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