found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
Randomize
