She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
He better not be in your backpack
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
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