Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Randomize
