You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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