This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
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