Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Randomize
