I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Found the puke drawer
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
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