So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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