just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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