if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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