im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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