Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
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