how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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