I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
Randomize
