About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
This baby is an asshole
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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