quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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