u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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