Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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