My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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