At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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