How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
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