You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
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