had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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