Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
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