we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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