: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
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