just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
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