david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
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