We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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