8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
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