id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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