I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
Randomize
