Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
